Winner SYNZ Tour Ready Award 2020 NZ Fringe

Nominee Best Storytelling Award 2023 Sydney Fringe

Alayne never forgets an insult. In fact she wrote a whole show about it.

Come see Alayne’s comedy show about growing up queer in rural New Zealand, reading fanfiction on dial-up internet, being a walking stereotype (a librarian with terrible eyesight who is very hot) and finally, becoming a Bunnings gay.

A show for hot gays and allies to hot gays. Also, come hear a dick joke you’ve never heard before.

This show debuted as part of the NZ International Comedy Festival and sold-out before it opened. People from high school came and Alayne didn’t even feel weird about it.

‘Funny and authentic with expertly timed jabs…nobody leaves the theatre without a massive smile.’ Wellyott (NZ)

‘Frenetic but laser-like focus.’ Regional News (NZ)

‘The most joyful show we could see this Comedy Festival.’ Theatreview (NZ)